No matter how old a person is, a good joke is always a great way to connect! These chess jokes are a perfect balance of silly and smart, and great for kids, parents, teachers, or any chess player that loves a good laugh.
Q: Why did the chess player get in trouble with the police?
A: He was known to make bad moves.
Q: What did the chessboard say at the restaurant?
A: “Check, mate!”
Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get a crown!
Q: What is a chess player’s favorite type of music?
A: Rook and Roll!
Q: What did the judge do to the guilty chess player?
A: He threw the rook at him.
Q: Why was the chess piece so lonely?
A: It was an isolated pawn.
Q: Why do chess pieces look so uninterested?
A: They’re part of a "bored" game.
Q: How did the chess player make money during the match?
A: From a Discovered Check he found on the board.
Q: What looks like half a pawn?
A: The other half.
Q: Where did the chess player sleep?
A: In a KING size bed.
Q: Where does a chess player trade his pieces?
A: At a Pawn shop.
Q: Why did the hockey player go to the chess tournament?
A: So he could check someone.
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your chessboard at a tournament?
A. Time to get a new chessboard.
Q. What did the chess player do when the big tournament was stressing him out?
A. He took the Knight off.
Q: What’s a chess player’s favorite rock band?
A: Queen.
Q: What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him in chess?
A: Check matey.
Q: Why did the chess player get tense in a restaurant?
A: Because the waiter said, “Check.”
Q: What do hungry chess players eat during a long game?
A: Chess-nuts.
Q: Why did the chess player bring a pencil to the game?
A: Because he wanted to draw!
